Darling, when the ice caps melt;
I'm Lex. I'm cooler than a polar bear's month-old scat on an ice cap.

methleesi:

will graham finally quits the fbi

“this is my resign” 

crimical:

[★] 1/6 beings
→ Reapers

(Source: attictheory)

pretentious-url-here:

Last night I woke up at like 2 in the morning because I realized that pick up lines are humans’ mating calls

deaanlafitte:

official appreciation post for Ian’s acting in this video

thefogofwar: “Hᴇʟʟᴏ… Dᴇᴀɴ.” ♠

thefogofwar:

“Hᴇʟʟᴏ… Dᴇᴀɴ.”

♠

(Source: myokono)

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

thefogofwar: “Yᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ʜɪᴍ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ.” Cᴀsᴛɪᴇʟ ʜᴇʟᴅ ʜɪs ᴀʀᴍ ɪɴ ғʀᴏɴᴛ ᴏғ Sᴀᴍ ᴀs ᴀ ʙᴀʀʀɪᴄᴀᴅᴇ. “Tʜᴀᴛ ɪs Dᴇᴀɴ, Sᴀᴍ.”Tʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ sᴍɪʀᴋᴇᴅ ᴡʀʏʟʏ, ғʟᴀsʜɪɴɢ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ. Aʟʟ ᴜɢʟɪɴᴇss ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇᴠɪʟ. “Hᴇʏᴀ, Sᴀᴍᴍʏ.” ♠

thefogofwar:

“Yᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ʜɪᴍ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ.”


Cᴀsᴛɪᴇʟ ʜᴇʟᴅ ʜɪs ᴀʀᴍ ɪɴ ғʀᴏɴᴛ ᴏғ Sᴀᴍ ᴀs ᴀ ʙᴀʀʀɪᴄᴀᴅᴇ. “Tʜᴀᴛ ɪs Dᴇᴀɴ, Sᴀᴍ.”

Tʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ sᴍɪʀᴋᴇᴅ ᴡʀʏʟʏ, ғʟᴀsʜɪɴɢ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ. Aʟʟ ᴜɢʟɪɴᴇss ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇᴠɪʟ.

“Hᴇʏᴀ, Sᴀᴍᴍʏ.”

♠

(Source: deansmith)

aaaaaaaaagggg:

leonmcgann:

image

i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??

(Source: oldmanhoho)

S9 Sample Posters a.k.a. Ways CW can promote S9 in a non bullshit way: 1/∞ ; Angels + Their landing sites

(Source: bentobride)

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thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

(Source: kawhoru)